“All things considered, I picked a pretty nice ditch to pass out in.”
“Hmm. Everyone’s being polite … too polite. My hangover senses are telling me intervention.”
“Are you kidding? I am better than okay. I have been enlightened to an entire spectrum how good things feel when you rest your head on them.”
“Ohmygod, thank you, thank you! We are so sorry for whatever it is that we did that got us in here in the first place!”
“Alright. I got at least a couple hours before the consequences of my actions catch up to me. Just enough time to stock up on pills and bacon.”
“Alright then. Bring on the suck.”
Had days like this.
NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY
